I was talking to one of my man friends about the names of our junks. I called his a "wang" as I think all other names for penis are either derogatory or medical "cock", "dick", "PENIS"... anyway I said that I guess I call mine "chatchi" but after looking at urbandictionary.com I can't use it anymore! It means cocaine or italian guy. "The Situation." I don't think so. This guy I work with called his wang "Mr. Happy." Really? You're going to tell me about how "Mr Happy" has a yeast infection? Shit. If you're talkin' gross medical things about your dick call it your dick. Or a penis.
Anyway, I don't like the word vagina and I'm only going to use the word if I have to visit the doctor. One of my man friends named mine Lady Gaga, and my ass is Her Golden Carriage. Isn't it cute?!! If my vagina were Lady Gaga she'd wear that sparkly silver iceberg outfit from the Grammys! I just named his junk after rappers. I think everyone should name each other's junk. It makes hooking up a little more personal. Then you can write dirty texts and probably get away with it if someone else reads them.
Also, this blog is hilarious: http://onedatatime.typepad.com/. She's a writer for Jezebel and stars in Pot Psychology.
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