Sexting brainstorm "I'm blank for blank"

I thought of these in my sleep deprived stupor of flipping back to days for a week:

Oinkin' for a boinkin'

Prayin' for a layin'

Hurtin' for a squirtin'

Beggin' for a peggin'

Hankerin' for a spankerin'

Jonesin' for a bonezin (the one that started it all)

The last two don't really work. And none of them work on guys unless the guy's wasted, in that case he would have sex with you anyway.